For Emergency Use Only, or Target Practice

Since I seem to be running close to empty with creativity today I snagged these questions from Shelby over at her site The Hollands. She's a new follower and I jumped over and checked out her site, saw these and thought this should be a nice diversion today.

1. Please share one memory of your high school graduation. Pics would be great.

Well not many memories of graduation since I graduated early. But I will give you then and now shots.

2. What is one "emergency use" item you keep in your vehicle at all times?

Taurus .38 special UltraLite loaded with hollow points, oh, and lip gloss.


3. In your region, do you celebrate graduation open houses? Addendum: (If so,) how many open houses/bridal showers/weddings are on your upcoming events calendar?

ehh


4. Tell me one truth you believe about motherhood.
No one ever tells you when the cute, little things come home from the hospital that they will one day turn into unruly teenagers, that being a mom NEVER stops and that the amount of Xanex needed is directly related to the number of children you have.



5. What was the last thing you broke?
My bank account.



6. On average, how many pieces of junk mail do you receive daily?
If it's not a check or a package, it's junk!



7. Do you like to shop by catalog?
I shop anyway I can.



8. Is lawn maintenance at your house a "his job," a "her job" or "his/her job" or "that's why we have teenagers" job?

Teenagers? As soon as the minions can see over the handle bar, they're pushing the thing! Just like the diswasher, if they can put food on a plate then they can do the dishes. And let's not forget the laundry. "What do you mean you're too short to reach the buttons on the washer? Want clean clothes? Pull up a stool or stand on your brother."



9. Which room would you like to redecorate in your home?

Redecorate? Well I have a couple of things I'd do. First I'd move my 18 yr old OUT. Then I'd tear down the wall between  my closet and his room. I have a very nice 20x20 closet addition just waiting for me. Then I'd try to childproof my home again. I've tried for years but somehow the grubby pawed bipeds keep getting in.



10. Do you read a newspaper regularly, or do you read most of your news on line?
You have to be kidding me! I love in Portland, OR., one of the most LIBERAL cities in the country. While I do believe that in America we are free to believe what we want, I cannot take the bias that the paper here is printed with. Just give me the news, all of the news, without any slant on it please. Leave the propaganda out.


11. Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Yes, even if it's due to your own stupidity.



12. Are you more worried about doing things right, or doing the right things?
If you know me at all, you know I'm Right.