Ten Really Bad Things, Well Maybe Five
Sunday, July 24, 2011
This weekend totally sucked. Motorcycle trip was the trip from hell. So I'll try to come up with ten five really bad things that DIDN'T happen this weekend.
1) I didn't go to jail for hunting down and beating to a pulp the punks that stole helmets and riding glasses from the bikes this weekend.
2) The skin under my watch and my kick ass, biker babe bracelet didn't get sunburned.
3) My latte wasn't made wrong when I FINALLY found a Starbucks.
4) There wasn't a deer around any corner I encountered, although a poor chipmunk lost his life.
5) The llamas at the hotel didn't spit at me when I fed them.
Anything not listed in the above items, feel free to believe it happened.
16 comments:
Oh, my! Oh, dear! The poor chipmunk!
And it absolutely was not a great time for the Diva; I would gather from the whole tone of the blog, listing things that didn't happen.
But then, a night of making love under the stars? That wasn't listed. But, somehow, . . . well, um, ah.
Moving along, then.
What of next weekend?
I always worry about someone stealing my helmet.... Here we have to worry about chickens, not chipmunks and deer..
Sorry you had a bad time.
Holy crap. Well, at least you survived the weekend with no bike mishaps. That's a plus, too. Mamma said there'd be days like this, yes she did.
Whoa mama, you burned up the weekend, didn't you? Alllllright!
Sorry the trip wasn't so great but at least those 5 things didn't happen. Hope you have a great week.
Sorry it was not a great trip. Poor chipmunk! Sometimes those animals can be so dumb.
Well I guess this is one way to look on the bright side ;)
I bet it was the llamas that stole the helmets. That is why they were acting all aloof.
Hello BPD... so glad I finally made it over here. You're a hoot and a half. Amazing photos too. You're a beauty with a fabulous mind.. llamas didn't spit on you? LOL too funny
keri
I'd give you a hug if I didn't think it would irritate your sunburn... poor diva...
No no no! I'm so sorry the trip wasn't what you hoped for! Did they get your gorgeous butterfly helmet?
Had to be a non-biker. That's one of the unwritten laws...You don't steal stuff left on a bike.
Your weekend sucked. Today is Tuesday, hope it's started out better for you this week.
Other than some things, it looks like you can at least find some good out of the weekend? :)
Dear, Diva.
Hugzzzzzzzzzzzz for you from Minnesota. xx
Number 6: You didn't get to ride with me. :(
I'm just glad the llamas didn't spit on you :D
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