The Winners And Sugar

The polling was a success the winners are:

B 

and 

D! 

So those will go with me to Hawaii and will be featured in all drunken photos and videos.

Now for my challenge. When I get to 500 followers I'm going to do a vlog ala Cheeseboy. I will vlog, most of but not all, of my next sugaring hair removal. See, since it's a Brazilian I can't vlog the entire thing, but you'll get the picture, well some of it.

What is sugaring you might ask? Well it's like waxing hair removal except it uses sugar, lemon and water that's cooked into a ball. It's really, really cool. I'll never wax again!

Then I may just vlog when I get my new tattoo. I seem to be in a vlogging mood lately.

I seem to be having a touch of a panic attack today, Where in the hell is my xanex?

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Hooping it up!

I'm having all sorts of trouble it seems. Here I am trying to make a vlog since someone called me Mrs. Vlog-a-rama. Not only was I called names, he also said that he believes I can't hula hoop! What's up with that? So this is the pre hooping it up vlog.

So now I ask for help. Look at this terrible video! What's that all about?? It looked great on the, in my opinion, CRAPPY iPhone 4. It looked great in iPhoto. I had a heck of a time getting it exported into iMovie and now my kids' heads are all squished down. I have to be doing something wrong. Anyone with a Mac have any help for me? The other vlogs were done with an iPhone too and all on the Mac. It's also taking forever to buffer. Trouble all the way around! So load it up, go look around while it buffers and come back. There will be a quiz, so I'll know if you watched it or not!

Oh well, what matters is that I wasn't all squished up like they were. You have to watch Anna-Grace's eyes in the first of the clip, as well as listen to what Josiah is spelling. He just learned how to spell that and is VERY proud of himself! What can I say? He's a kid that Cheeseboy would be proud of.  That link to Cheeseboy is to his latest post. You have to go read it, he is SO freaking funny. Tell him I said hello!





Really, if any of you have a clue as to what happened with this video, PLEASE let me know!

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Where was Sacajawea when I needed her?

t's been a really difficult bipolar week for me. Blood stuff still being done. Still no answers. Stress level is through the roof. Bottom line is that I feel a crash coming on and I really want to try to avoid it. I needed an emergency meeting with my doc today.  Here's a few reasons I know it's coming:

• I've been teary all week.
• I freaking thought a balloon was a ghost and screamed like a girl, wait I am a girl. 
• I saw a stuffed cat in my closet and screamed again. Seems emotional girl thought it was a rat or something. The cat has only been in there for like three years and is about the size of, well the size of a rat.
• Jeff kissed me this morning while I was sleeping before he went to work. I thought somehow the standard poodle made her into my room and was licking me. Yep, you guess it I screamed again. This time though I also added a little karate chop motion with the scream and belted my husband. 
• And there have been a few more things that maybe I'll save for another time. Basically stress, stress and more stress.

hile I was at the doc's office I mentioned that some of the kids were going to the river and she strongly suggested that I go with them. She didn't want me being alone. Since she's the one I pay the big bucks to  keep me sane I agreed. After all she knows best right?

So I was still pretty pissy when I got home. I really didn't want to go, but being the good patient I went. The kids and I put this vlog together while we were there. It's a little disjointed since we only had one camera, I left mine in the car so it wouldn't get ruined. 

All in all the day went better. When I got home Jeff and I decided to take the bikes up to this little biker bar. Seems the battery on my bike was dead (someone left the ignition on...hmmmm) so I had to double up with Jeff. 

The new med, Geodon, is supposed to sedate me, but as you can see by the time of this post it's not freaking working. So I'm up posting a vlog.  

Here is is. I sure hope that it makes some sense.

Did you happen to catch that last part from Karli? Seems my daughter was dropping water bottles in the woods like bread crumbs hoping that we'd catch a clue and follow them. Brilliant, just brilliant. I didn't catch on, Jeremiah did. I was just wondering the entire time we were wandering through the woods with no shoes, carrying a bajillion pounds of rafts and other crap why I EVER let Karli lead us anywhere. Girl has NO sense of direction! Turns out had we floated around the bend we would have found the boat ramp. That's my girl.

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Come on and Watch, You Know You Want To...

Independence Day Vlog. I thought it was high time that I introduced you all to most of my family in the Pacific Northwest. Poor unsuspecting things they were.

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Vegas Vlog and Exploitation

Cut me a little slack on this vlog, ya hear? After a week in Vegas several Long Island Iced Teas were much needed. As for the kids, maybe it's the heat? I know that it can't be the parenting. Oh, and the little curly headed one, you know "The Mouth"? That would be my grandson.

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