There Are Some Things You Should Just Keep To Yourself
Saturday, March 24, 2012
I know this is one of those things but since I've already written about such topics on my blog I'm going to tackle it anyway. Besides, since when have I ever kept anything to myself?
Yes this is going to be about Starbucks and their non flushing toilets.
I had to go to the bathroom this morning during coffee and there was someone already in there so I waited. As soon as she opened the door and I saw her face I KNEW what she had done in there.
The pungent odor confirmed it, but I was determined to do my thing and get out of there before I had to breathe much at all.
I was doing ok until I unzipped my jeans and looked into the toilet. Oh gosh, I can feel my stomach rising as I write this. There was brown stained toilet paper floating in the water. I promptly threw up.
Then the thought of throwing up in a toilet with poop stained floating paper in it made me puke more. So there I was looking at crap stained toilet paper covered with fresh latte and coffee cake vomit. The more I thought about it, the more I barfed. There I stooped....looking....barfing.....looking.....barfing.
Finally I was able to stop and I tried to compose myself. I went to wash my face. Thank GOD there was a sink and mirror in there! I had mascara dripping down my face and my hair was a wreck. I looked as if I'd just come from that scene in the Exorcist.
Ok, I need to stop now. I'm feeling the need to up chuck again.
34 comments:
Did she at least wash her hands?
bleeechhh yeah I always make sure everything goes down before leaving the stall it is just common courtesy after all.
Couldn't you just flush it instead of vomiting on it? Why is that hard?
Now i see why I am thankful I don' drink cofee.
oh my bloody hell! I can hardly read about puke much less deal with it...or poop. Gah, I swear the last few times I've been here you have posted about the restroom!!! I'm starting to worry...;j
Ewwww.... I would have puked as well. I don't use public bathrooms to do.. well, that.
Gahh.. even reading this post has made me nauseated. I'm sorry you had to go through that!
bazalkryn;
I have no idea what that happened. just one of those days I guess.
I hear you, my amazingly strong pal
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I only hope you hadn't peed on yourself by the time you got through barfing.
That's so disgusting, I'm sorry to hear you had to deal with that Diva, disgusting stuff.
I can't believe she didn't realize that she left a few things in the toilet. My God, if you have to poo.. make sure it all goes down! BLUCK!
Better to poop in puke than puke in poop.
I hate public restrooms.
I just think I threw up in my mouth a little...
LOL!!!
This is EXACTLY why I hate public toilets. I'm gagging right along with you. Thanks for the visual!
Snowbrush, I forgot I had to pee by that time!
Yes, Nolie, there were at least soap bubbles int he toilet
Phil, and all my wordpress friends, I can't comment on you blogs any more :( something goofey won't let me sign in or comment as a guest!
haha Mark!
Tami, I know, can you believe it?!??!?!
Cloudia, Mahalo! I'm going to miss Waikiki this year, I already have. We usually go in January or February but opted for Vegas this year for some reason?
Sara;
It WAS disgusting!
joanne; sorry, it's been a total grouping of poop happenings recently!
Kirsten, I should, I guess, avoid their bathroom from now on!
bazalkryn; it all happened too fast. just one of those mornings I guess
Umm...I'm feeling something in my throat...gotta go!
When that happens to me, I can't pee because I worry about a splash. I can't have a splash from someone's poop residue. I just can't.
Public restrooms are a necessary evil.
Diva,
I swear,
You. Contiually. Crack. Me. Up.
thank you for that. Thank you!!!!
Xxxxxxxxxx
ewww poor Diva!
My husband always laughs at me but I WILL NEVER use a publc bathroom for #2. I had a similar situation about 20 years ago (not me someone else doing the damage) and I swore off outside the house #2 breaks. I feel your pain.
Women are the nastiest people in public restrooms. I often wonder do they do that shit at home? (no real pun intended). I'm willing to bet, No they do not. Know why? Because they are the ones who have to clean it.
I hate public restrooms and will go out of my way to avoid them. UGH.
Sorry your day started out so shitty. (Pun really intended).
Oh man. That is pretty rough, but is it bad to say I laughed a little? I mean I feel bad that you had to experience that, but it's like one of those stories where it's funny now but wasn't then? I NEVER leave the stall until all the toilet paper goes down safely and I don't even do the "doo" in public restrooms, so you'd think she'd of waited to make sure all of her belongings (hah) had been disposed of. Anywho I'm your newest follower. I love the name of your blog and I can't wait to read more. Please feel free to follow along my blog at the happily ever after project
Nice....If that was in a prison, somebody would have just masturbated on it and gave it away as a present...
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