I'd Never Do It! No, Really!
Saturday, December 3, 2011
You've all heard the saying "A good friend will help you move. A REALLY good friend will help you move a body."
I posted this as my Facebook status and my friends are hilarious! I love them. Had to share. Of course this is all hypothetical, especially if my psychiatrist happens to read this!
So here are the replies I received:
Teri ~
:-) A mulcher works better than hiding a body
call me any time Teri, I have a woodchipper =}
Fargo...here we come!
where do ya want to take it
ya know Ron, hypothetical, just askin
Although Ron, I know this place outside of Santa Rosa, it kinda looks like a smurf house
I'll help you if you help me
It'll take a few days for me to get there tho...
An extremely good friend will help you take someone out from a few blocks away by using a sniper scope so that you don't have to deal with the body.
I like the way you think!
An excellent friend provides an airtight alibi, cell phone records, Nordstrom receipts, documentation that you did indeed purchase a waffle cone maker, and some glossies showing you kickin it with your old pal Tupac.
haha, _ _ _ _ _ ! You and _ _ _ _ _ _ _ WERE raised by the same parents! You two need to get your butts to Oregon!
LOVE it!
I get to be Madeline Kahn.
Ya gotta ask?!
I don't think you and I could carry dad, er, the body by ourselves......
Remember that old sleepover party game Light As a Feather, Stiff as a Board? We just need to get at least 4 people, so the weight will distribute evenly. I've got it all worked out. But we need some ski masks that aren't a polyblend. You know, for the pores.
I think I might be on probation LOL
Where's the body and do you have a good alibi while I move it?
you got my back, I got yours :)
You know it!
just message me where you want it dumped, and consider it moved, no questions asked
I'm lovin' my friends!
not only will I move it I have the land to hide it on and the coyotes to dispose of it
oh, coyotes, I like coyotes!
so love you!!!!
you need someone with Alzheimer's to help you, wait...who is this?
Thanks to all the friends who have my back and made this post possible! I love you all! And Doctor....no worries...I would never need to move a body....I don't think so anyway?
18 comments:
You have the makings of a reality TV show once you confide to all these many friends that there REALLY IS a body to be moved--maybe more than one of them.
hmmmm one of those lines looks vaguely like something I would say.. isn't that interesting
My plan would to be dump the body, weighted, into deep deep water very near here.
See? Now we know for sure you CAN'T do anything bad, because, well, you've left a huge list of accomplices out in the public domain... ;)
That ought to give your psychiatrist some comfort.
Ha ha ha. Glad you found a good therapist. Wish I had one.
Yep, you have GREAT friends who have your back. Oh, and they are HILARIOUS!!
Hey I'm there! With shovel and 4WD to get to the most remote place we can find.
Snow; GREAT idea!
Angel; sshhh! I can't out you! lol
Mark, I'm coming to see you!
Phil, you do have a point there!
Karen, it's hard to find a good one! Thinking of you.
Pat; they rock!
Mad Mind....you're on!
I can not even believe I didn't catch this one on Facebook. W.o.r.s.t....f.r.i.e.n.d.....e.v.e.r.
Dazee;....you're going to have to go to my profile and leave me your answer...I know it would be great!
Move a body? Maybe not... especially if it were a heavy body. But if anyone asks me, you were with me in New York all day.
LOL love it!! Very funny in a serious way!! :)
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